The Pictures

I like going to the pictures, but I really don't get the whole consept of it.
People go on dates at the pictures... Why? they can't see eachother, its dark. It is like "Yes, lights off, now she can't se how much I fiddle and how stupid my face looks when I try to give her our first kiss".
And we always dress up, put on nice clothes, make up, everything! Again, why? Nobody can see you! everybody is sitting with their back to you for god's sake!
And then there si the whole "breadhole intake". We drink and drink, and if we don't go to the loo before, you can bet on it than under the film it's "Mamma mia, have to pee again, Why why, do I fill my bladder". I never have to pee under a film when I am lying as a couch-potato at home. At the pictures we have some sort of brain-disease, we act nice, pretend to be at the library and stuff our faces with popcorn, sweets and drink, you end up sitting there nauseas as hell and thinking "Oh my word".
Next time I go to the pictures I will wear some sort of pyjamas, No make-up, hair in a ponytail, hell, I might een bring a blanket and my pillow.
Just like home!